Once upon a time I attempted to take a golf lesson. I went to one of the more famous golf schools in Los Angeles and signed up. After watching me swing the club a few times the instructor observed, “You’ve been playing golf for some time, haven’t you?”
“Yep,” I replied with a smile.
He then offered me a dozen free golf balls and provided me with directions to his competitor.
What do you suppose he was saying?
That’s a good one @jack43:disqus – I’m really enjoying the game though it certainly has its frustrations!